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Saturday Update: The Intern, Salman Rushdie, Crimson Peak, and more.

10 Oct

I need a name for these posts. If you have an idea, shoot me one. You know, I’m really enjoying this whole Saturday update thing, even though this is only the second one. It’s rather fun discussing movies and books and everything else in the world with everyone. This one also might be a little longer. I couldn’t fit everything I wanted to in the last one, so I snuck them in this one. Feel free to tell me what you’re doing!

What I’m Writing:

Honestly, I haven’t had any time to write this week. I’m transitioning to a night shift, and it’s killing me. Any time I tried to write, it was a mess, but I did figure out a section in chapter six that was bothering me, so I am going to go back and rewrite it, and then I will move forward in Take Me Yesterday.

What I’m Publishing:

This is also on the not-so-productive side. As much as I want to publish November Snow next, I’m starting to believe it won’t happen. It’s difficult to explain, but basically, November Snow is a standalone, and my publisher specializes in series, so I might just skip on ahead to submitting The Tomo Trilogy. It’s rather a tough thing to accept, especially since I’ve spent so much time rewriting November Snow (and I know many of you have been looking forward to it), but these things happen. I was rather looking forward to going with a standalone for a bit before jumping into another trilogy, but alas, we don’t always get to choose how our paths are affected. We will see.

What I’m Reading:

12118652_920253871355128_3384895627690842872_nTwo Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights by Salman Rushdie: I actually won this novel from Random House during a Goodreads Giveaway, so yeah, those work! The first 50 pages were rather painful, but definitely worth the whole set up for all of the satire and philosophy involved later. Loving it so far!

What I’m Listening To:

Lana Del Ray’s Honeymoon album. I like it more than her Ultraviolence album but not quite as much as her Born to Die album, but I haven’t had a chance to listen to it enough to make a call yet. And getting caught singing “all I wanna do is get high on beach” can be quite the compromising position…so I listened to London Grammar, who then took me to Agnes Odel, and I enjoyed both of them a lot, but I’m honestly searching REALLY hard for the PERFECT music for this extremely delicate scene in Take Me Yesterday I need major help with, and I’m just not finding it. All suggestions are helpful.

What I’m Watching:

The_Intern_Poster-512x512I went to the movies and saw The Intern because A) my friend wanted me to, B) I needed to get out of the house/office, and C) I love Robert De Niro. It was humorous, adorable, definitely charming, and a fun, sometimes cringe-worthy depiction of modern relationships.

I also got really sick this week, so I watched A LOT of movies. Scream was a new one for me. (Don’t judge.) I loved it. I also had to watch one of my all-time favorites, Domino. Spanglish fit itself somewhere in there too, and the only other new movie I saw was The Tailor of Panama. Not my favorite, even though it had a lot of Casablanca references. I do love Geoffrey Rush though, and I was surprised to see Jamie Lee Curtis do a naked scene. Pierce Brosnan was probably the main James Bond I grew up seeing, so it was kind of weird to see him playing someone else.

What I’m Baking, Making, and Drinking:

One-Pot Cajun Pasta: This is an awesome recipe from Tasty and super easy to make. That being said, I always alter recipes. I used 4 parts chicken broth, 1 part beef broth. (Beef broth always adds a richer flavor.) I added one yellow pepper as well. At the end, I used aged gouda instead of parmesan.

Another dinner recipe I tried out was stuffed French bread. It’s pretty simple to make, especially if you’re not making the bread yourself, but I think it would’ve paired well with onion soup. Speaking of which, I also made crock-pot potato, broccoli, and cheese soup…which was awesome, but it was accidentally left in the crockpot, so burnt cheese everywhere! Took forever to clean up. I’d probably make it in just a pot next time instead of the slow cooker.

For drinks, I made Portuguese Mazagran, which is a lemon/coffee drink. Here is the recipe from Cooking with Alia. I used WAY less lemon though, and I can’t imagine using more than the one lemon I did use. It’s very refreshing!
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What I’m Wearing:

My giant fur blanket. I know it’s not clothes. But I’ve been living in it. It’s not even that cold right now, but, but, but, but…I’M SO COMFY.

What I’m Wanting:

12011126_1507618169531657_5803116650381798154_nGuillermo del Toro’s new movie, Crimson Peak, to be out right MEOW. In other movie news, I would like to hear more about the movie adaptation of The Forest of Hands and Teeth, my personal favorite book when it comes to zombies. Plus, Game of Thrones’ Maisie Williams is playing the protagonist. (I mean, COME ON. That should’ve been made into a movie a decade ago.)

Sailor Moon Crystal is also going up for a third season! I mean, this might be the best news ever. Everyone kept saying they were never coming back, and I had only a little hope left when I saw the announcement. Because of this, everyone is sending me awesome Sailor Moon stuff. I WANT IT ALL. I cannot wait to see Hotaru come to life again.

What I’m Dreaming Of:

I was in a plane. It started to crash. It crashed. I died. I came back to life—in the same plane—and it crashed, again, but in a different way, and this repeated about six times before someone was trying to shoot me, and then, it jolted me awake. (Yes. I am one of those people who can actually die in their dreams and not wake up. No idea why.) It’s been a particularly violent week of dreams.

I also had a dream I was a Sailor Scout, probably because I’m obsessing over Sailor Moon Crystal returning. But unlike my favorite manga, there were three/four male sailors (as well as fellow female sailors), and all of us lived in this giant castle in the sky. (Not on the moon, but in the sky—where no one could see us for some reason.) The dream took a turn when I found myself alone in this castle. Home alone, right? That’s means I threw a dance party for myself. It was pretty cool. Not going to lie. (And before anyone mentions the Sailor Starlights are men…go read the manga. Anime is definitely not the same.)

What Else Is Going On:

My home life is going back to a night shift, so expect me to be online in the afternoon and in the middle of the night a lot more. I know I used to be this way, and I basically disappeared since January for a 6 a.m. to 3 p.m. shift. Now, I’ll probably be online between noon and 3 a.m. So…yeah! If things work out, I’m off to travel to Hannibal, Missouri soon. I’m really looking forward to it. If I do, I’ll be sure to share some photos.

~SAT

Announcements:

changedIf you follow me on Twitter, take note that my handle changed to @AuthorSAT this week. 

The paperback of Death Before Daylight releases on October 19! Two days later, on October 21, you can come see me at Headrush Coffee and Tea Roasters in Kansas City, Missouri for a paranormal talk and book signing.

Minutes Before Sunset: book 1

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Seconds Before Sunrise: book 2

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Death Before Daylight: book 3

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The Top 10 Seriously Awkward Conversations I’ve Had When People Hear I’m a Writer

5 Jun

Two announcements before I share my awkward conversations:

The book trailer for Seconds Before Sunrise released. Check it out on YouTube by clicking here. Remember: the eBook releases June 12th! AEC Stellar Publishing, Inc. is throwing a VIRTUAL launch party on June 12th from 7 – 9 p.m. (CDT) to celebrate, and you can win a Kindle as well as many other prizes. You can also interview me live 😀 Click here to join.

Also, you’ll notice that my progress bar has been updated on the right side of my website. The black marks on the “Death Before Daylight” bar represents 10,000 word marks. We’re officially past the first 10,000 words! And we continue into the future with high hopes.

Being an author can be a crazy, fun, and maddening adventure. As Robert De Niro once said:

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From lorelle.wordpress.com

That’s what I was thinking about the other day when I fell into conversation with someone about my writing career. They asked something I haven’t been asked before, “What are the strangest questions you’ve been asked during interviews?” I had to think for a bit because I haven’t really been asked strange or awkward questions in interviews. (I think this is because interviewers are prepared to ask an author questions.) But I have been asked strange, downright bizarre questions – mainly by strangers in passing who find out I’m a writer, and I thought it would be fun to share some of my moments today.

Disclaimer: in the defense of the interrogators, I rejoice in awkward moments. I’ve enjoyed every little second of these conversations – even when they didn’t. Let’s start with the obvious one first:

1. “You’re a writer?”

“Yep.”

“Cool.” Unnecessarily long pause as the speaker (normally) glances up at the ceiling for no particular reason. “So what do you do all day?”

…I write.

2. “Do you write those dirty books?”

There’s nothing quite as dirty as being asked if you write “those dirty books.” What an unsexy synonym for erotica. Even worse is what people say after you reply no. I did not need to know how your sister, mother, and aunt read Fifty Shades of Grey during Christmas dinner. And I definitely didn’t need to know that you let your current girlfriend borrow your mother’s copy. Without your mother’s permission. Stop your anecdote now. Please. Before you say the word “dirty” again.

 3. “Did you write Twilight?”

“Is that a real question?”

“Oh….uh, I guess not.” (Another long pause that causes me to wonder why everyone pause so much) “Do you write books like Twilight? Like with sparkly vampires and shit?”

“I write in the same genre, but no vampires.”

“Wait. There’s an entire section for that?”

“Genre, yes. There is.”

“Is it titled Vampire Fiction?”

“No.” This is when I start questioning whether or not I already mentioned that I don’t write about vampires and why everyone brings up Twilight every day when they supposedly hate it.

4. But why would a twenty-year-old want to write about teens?

Because high school was the best time of my life.

(It was unbelievably painful to write that sentence down.)

I don’t know why a twenty-some-year-old enjoys writing about young adults. Why would a sixty-five-year-old want to write about dragons and direwolves? Because I like to. And my characters’ ages don’t define them or their readers. Hence why Harry Potter was read by pretty much everyone and their cousin.

5. Can you put me in your book?

Sure. But you might not like it. (You probably won’t like it. You’ll also wind up dead.)

6. Did you base that character off of me?

Normally, this is asked by friend or some other kind of close relative that shares the love of reading with you. Depending on the character in question, you might be tempted to say yes, even if it isn’t true. Your lover might even ask if you based the protagonist’s love interest on them. This could be a trap. This is probably a trap.

7. Why are you pro/con (insert controversial political or religious topic here)?

I’m sorry – what? Just because my character carries a gun on his right hip or gets an abortion or believes God isn’t real, doesn’t mean that I do these things, let alone believe in them. In fact, I don’t have a lot in common with many of my characters.

Exhibit A (The Timely Death Trilogy): Eric is a boy. I am not. Jessica can paint. I cannot. Pierce is funny. I am not.

Exhibit B (November Snow): Calhoun lost his arm in a POW accident. I did, too. Wait. No. No, I didn’t.

Forget about exhibit B.

8. Who’s the bad guy? Also known as, please tell me the biggest spoiler in your story before the story is even close to released.

Sure. But make sure your cell phone is ready. I want to make sure you Tweet about it before you post it on your Facebook wall and share your screenshot to your Instagram. #spoiler #Iknowtheauthor #forreals

9. Can you publish my book?

“It isn’t written yet, and I have no idea who the main character is, but there’s a girl in it, and she falls in love with a boy, but he doesn’t like her back, and then she finds another boy, and the boy (the first boy) comes back and realizes he loves her, and he confesses to her, and she leaves the boy (the second boy) to be with the first boy only for the first boy to change her mind before she goes back to the second guy and the first guy regrets it forever until they meet up again in the future and she’s still with the second guy but the second guy isn’t really interested anymore so she wants to start over with the first guy and he wants to try to but he feels too guilty about the second guy still being there so the girl starts to think that she should leave the second guy first before she gets with the first guy but she’s also afraid she will lose her last chance if she does, so—“

Email me. Please. Seriously. I actually like to help writers. But…standing by my table in a coffee shop as I finish up my editing is not the way to go about it. I’m a chatterbox. I am. But the one time I don’t talk is when I’m writing. I’m sorry, but I can’t just help the second you appear. I’m not the fairy godmother of publishing. I wish I was. If I was – trust me – more of my novels would be out. Your novels would be out, too. But – alas – the fairy godmother of publishing was not my destiny. However, I do like to help when I am available, so feel free to email me at shannonathompson@aol.com. I will help you as much as I can.

10. Is your protagonist a brunette because you’re a brunette?

You caught me. That’s why my female protagonist in November Snow was blond. I used to be blond, and there’s nothing like having the same hair color that screams, “Team work!”

…Oh, wait. I wasn’t blond? Really? Not even once?

Hmm, I have to reevaluate.

Those are the top 10 awkward (interesting?) questions I’ve been asked. They may not be completely awkward, but I did find myself enjoying every moment of them. If you’ve ever been asked questions you never expected to hear, share them below!

~SAT

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